Why Selena Broke Up With Justin

Hey guys! So if you guys don't know, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber just broke up And there's a lot of rumors going around saying that Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber because he was caught with some Victoria's Secret model at a Lion King show or something like that But nobody really knows what really happened Except for me Here's exactly how it went down Take a look! Hey babe So how was New York? Uh, i-it was good

It was cool Nothing crazy, you know Seems like you had a lot of fun Yeah, I mean, I guess it was fun It's alright Well I've been here, reading a lot of Tweets lately

Oh, well, i mean that's good, I guess About us About you Is everything alright? I don't know, why'd you tell me huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh??? C-Can you stop that? Who is she? >:( I don't know, some girl Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know

I used to love you like a love song baby Are you just quoting your own songs? A day without you is like a year without rain That's literally the name of your album Can you stop– How could you do this to me Justin? Do what? Everyone's saying you're cheating on me with this Victoria's Secret girl And you believe them? Uh you're the one that told me to

Can you stop with those song references? You know what Justin? Who says? Who says we're not perfect? I say we're not perfect I knew you were trouble from the moment you walked in I know all you wanted for your birthday was a big booty hoe But I still stuck around and stayed strong cause I am Titanium Fine! You wanna play that game I say that if I was your boyfriend I would never let you go

But I am letting you go right now cause I was only in love with the thought of you Oh and you said you love me like a love song baby Well I love you like a love song if maybe that song is Beauty and the Beast Uh you don't even know your own song

It's called Beauty and the Beat F*** you! Don''t you talk to me like that- (arguing) (insert American accent) Hello! I'm sorry I couldn't help but overhear you two but why are you guys even fighting? Who the hell are you? I'm One Direction (clapping) Aren't there supposed to be like five of you? Well yes I'm one of the five I guess you could call me One-Fifth Direction My other friends Up DIrection, Down Direction, Left Direction and Right Direction are- Well actually at a show right now cause they kind of forgot to tell me about that one

And you are? I'm Diagonal Direction, kind of got stuck with that one But why are you two fighting anyway? Because he's cheating on me and it's all over Twitter cause all my fans have been telling me about it And now all my fans think I'm a cheater Who cares what other people say? At the end of the day, you're still Selena Gomez and you're still Justin Bieber Dude what is that accent? You don't even sound like One Direction

Oh really? DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!! (first part of 'What Makes You Beautiful) One-Fifth Direction is right I am rich And I'm famous And together! We could be ramous or fich Fetch! You just made Fetch happen Well I think my work is done here Oh actually yeah the door's that way

You can only walk in One Direction Look I am so sorry Selena I just want to start over and be completely honest with you I was with that Victoria's Secret model that night You know we were just watching the broadway show Lion King And one thing led to another- What?! I don't know but we only made out that one time I swear You Saw Lion King without me?! What? You know that's my favorite movie and I've always wanted to see the Broadway show So you don't care that I made out wi- That should be me! Holding your hand right next to you I guess there will be one more lonely girl because you know I'll grab somebody to love So go ahead and live your life

No matter what you party tonight Come on Selena This is stupid Wizards of Waverly goodbye Justin Oh come on Even you know that wasn't a good- (door opening) Oh yeah and I think Nicki Minaj said best We are never Never NEVER

Ever ever getting back together (gun shot) Never say never (LIKE A BAWSEE) And that's pretty much exactly how it happened

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