The Worst Boyfriend Ever

Hey guys, so one of the most common questions I get all the time is: "Hey, Ryan Are you single?" And for the past two years, I've been giving you guys the SAME answer Yes

And then I get a whole bunch of comments that are like And honestly, I appreciate it It is so flattering, it makes me feel good right hereon my boob But to be honest guys, you have no idea what it's like to date someone like me There is a reason why I've been single for so long I probably have every single quality of the worst boyfriend

I am the opposite of romantic I am the epitome of unromance tic Surprise, happy anniversary! Oh, thanks What's wrong? Nothing, but I mean most couples get each other flowers or roses

Flowers are useless, they just die But a razor? You needed one, right? No! Then why are your legs been so sand-paper-y lately? Oh And you did need the toothpaste because I've been using yours to preserve mine but what about the cactus? It's for the bathroom

To reminding you something about your poky legs πŸ˜€ Whether I'm wrong or I'm right, I have to win every single argument Even if I'm wrong I didn't know the biggest animal in the world was a blue whale?! Psh, no it's not It's an Onix (No it's Pikachu!) You're so cute when you're stupid I'm reading it right here Then it's wrong! Why do you always have to argue with me? Why do YOU, always have to argue with ME? You're being really immature right now You're immature

You can't just copy what I say! You can Hhh / Psh, 1-0 Ryan Also I can be very controlling No, you can't go It's just a family dinner! Are there gonna be any guys there? No How's your dad going? He is

I'm so hurt right now I get jealous very easily This hummus is good I love it! Then why don't you just marry it then?! πŸ™ I ALWAYS leave the toilet seat up

Hey, honey, could you start putting the toilet seat down when you're done? Well then could you start putting it UP when you're done? 2-0 Ryan And the worst quality of all, and probably the main reason why I'm still single is beause I tend to overreact Just a little bit I'm gonna miss you Do you have to go? You already know tho Well, have a safe flight

"Have a safe flight"? HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT? How dare you put that kinda pressure on me? Wha- I'm not the pilot, I can't control the safety of my own plane! No, no! I- Let alone the entire flight! You know sometimes, you can be really insensitive Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit But we all know that everyone has these qualities, at least to a certain degree Because as we all know, nobody is perfect Whether you think it's your favorite celebrity, or youtubers, or a new boyfriend or girlfriend that you've been dating for the past months They are all just as messed up as you are Because we're all humans And the trick is not to find the perfect person But for the perfect person to find the trick Anyway, if you're in a relationship, or if you're single, no matter what, I just wanna let you guys know that I- Hey Hi? I just saw your video, and you're right How? I'm still filming it No one is perfect, and I forgive you

Because I still love you One sec Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell you guys I have a REALLY hard time saying "I love you" to people Me too πŸ˜€ What? Ditto I just told you I love you and you can't even say it back to me? I said me too, I love me too You know what? Just forget it

I can't belive I wasted all this time on you Good bye, Ryan And have fun finding someone that can put up with you And I could still hear her words, echoing in my head, as if it just happened yesterday "And have fun finding someone that can put up with you" And that's when I realized, I could not, would not, shan't not let things end like this

Catherine! YOU have fun finding someone that can put up with YOU 3-0 Ryan

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