Romantic Cliches in Real Life!

Hey guys! So I know every year around the same time, when it gets closer and closer to Valentine's Day, I always make the same type of video where I'm kinda like, Not really making fun of romance, but kinda like clowning on the fact that how exaggerated romance is In like entertainment and movies and all that kinda stuff I'm not like really making fun of romance, I'm just kinda dissing on the whole cliches and romantic scenes that happen in movies

It's kinda become a tradition, in a way Well this year, I had a little change of heart * Shows the heart of change, DUN DUN DUN! * Get it? 'Cause it's like made of spare change- oh! And also I'm gonna keep the tradition going so let's go! Romantic Clichés In real life Breakfast in bed [calm piano music] Babe, babe wake up What is all of this? It's breakfast in bed Aw, they're beautiful It's all your favorites, right? Thank you Mhmm, it's so good Anything else you need? Maybe just a little salt Babe wake up

Babe wake up! Babe! Wake up What are you doing? Oh good, you're awake Um What is this? Breakfast in bed Here you go Can't we just eat in the-? Sorry – Wow Make room for thi- Got you some flowers to- Oh my gosh! Oh gosh—Oh! Oh! I think um Sorry -Yeah okay, -Hold on Thanks That's–That's everything So

Voila Dig in, Its all my favorites, right? Yeah Wow So? What do you think? I mean I guess it could use a little sal– Oh my gosh! You're getting salt everywhere! Oh no, that's not salt Remember? We ran out What? What are you doing? No! Is that?!? It's Dandruff Bae! Perfect Uhh, hold on one second I'm on the phone right now! Uh, sorry about that

So yeah,I-I will Phew, you got to be kidding me [Sexy music ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] You know what, I'm gonna have to- I'm gonna have to call you back I can come back later No!N-n-no I'm

totally free right now That's what I though ummm I (buzzer) I'm I'm on the phone right now so you could please come back Ohhh you've got to be kidding me oh, you know I'm gonna have to call you back I'm so sorry just my stupid wife Hi Honey [sigh] I can come back later

PLEASE come back later I have so much work to do! Still working? YES! I have so much to do! Ok, you still working? What the *bleep* What? You just broke my computer! All my clients on there! I'm gonna get fired now Babe I'm sure we would be just fine (wind howling) OK, be careful Just sit right here Right here? Uh huh

Sit Hey

No peeking I'm not! I can't see anything What am I getting? What did I do to deserve this gift? It's not even my birthday! You'll see k

*Camera beep* Ok Alright Open your eyes -You can take it off now -Take it off? Yes! *Nervous laugh* *Laughs all around* no So I'm going to be a dad? I'm going to be a dad! Open your eyes -You can take it off now -Take it off? What is this? Are you-Are you pregnant? Yes! Oh my god (it's baby Ryden) I know OH MY GOD What are we gonna do? What? We can't even afford rent How did you even afford this? How are we supposed to afford diapers and toys and- Babe! Calm down! Seriously Everything is gonna be just fin- (Yet again) Speekunletyaknowhowevanelivehabillyevaevaftaamumenn Next Stop Gina wait! Wait Gina wait Don't get on that plane Please Look, I-I-I know I told you to take that job in Paris Where you gonna be making a ton of money Even though you have to work for that evil boss that makes you feel horrible And I know that straight male co-worker that's incredibly good looking is gonna be there And he's been trying to steal you away from me from the moment you took this job Just roughly 85(?) minutes ago I can't let you go Because I can't stand the thought of you waking up alone with no breakfast in bed I can't stand the fact there's no possible way that you just gonna randomly show up to my workplace in the middle of the day And more than anything I can't bear the idea that our son will only get to know his mother through a computer screen So I'm begging you Don't get on that plane Stay with him Ok I'll stay (crowd clapping) Gina wait I keep telling you it's Gina Don't get on that plane I'm not This isn't even my gate and

I'm going to the restroom Oh! Well don't get on- don't get on your flight (sigh) Look Ryan, we talked about this I have to go Look, just

just wait Look, I know that I told you to take that job in Paris And that I was ok with it but but I'm not Because I can't stand the thought

Of you Not In the morning Dammit, I almost had it I had it on the way here -Yeah umm I have to

go to the restroom so -No no no, just wait I can do this

I can do this *Breath in* Oh crap -Ok -Ok, just You had me at Hello Ok? What? You had me at Hello Really? Is that a movie reference? You complete me Ok, yeah That's definitely Jerry Mcguire You're a bird, I'm a bird So you like The Notebook? I promise, Jack

I'll never let go Alright, hold on, you're Rose, and I'm Jack? That doesn't even make sense Some people are worth melting for *sigh* I wish I knew how to quit you Really? Brokeback? Hakuna matata That really doesn't work in this scenario Ohana means family Ok, these aren't even romance movies anymore You're just saying random quotes I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy *sigh* asking him

to love him (lol) Ok, you know what? Seriously, stop If I promise to stay, will you stop this? Ye-yes, yes I promise Ok, I'll stay Uhm, you know, but I'm curious How did you actually get back here? Did you buy a ticket? Well, see I snuck through security And I kinda ran when they saw me, and then I hid from them And then I tracked you down here

Ryan, that's a federal crime, you could go to jail I probably am But you will lose your job, we'll lose everything I know Wait, does that mean Yup Well, at least it's not snowing anymore Ugh, wait

What it that? Salt? Guess again Ugh It's Dandruff Bae! <3 TEEHEE

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