Ping Pong Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)

Hey guys! Looks so dark Oh, you know what? I did not set up one of my lights And you know what? I'm not going to Welcome to my dark vlog Is that offensive? Probably

Welcome to my dark and light vlog This is getting ridiculous I guess, let's just jump into it! Welcome to another Dear Ryan! Dear Ryan, can you attempt Zayn Malik's "You and I" highnote? Funny story, I never mentioned this about Zayn Malik, actually It's actually not a funny story Hate when people say that when it's not funny OkBoring story about Zayn Malik, before he was well known, before he was even in the group, somebody sent me a screenshot showing me that he was–you know–subscribed to my channel from his personal account, and during this time, he was a part of One Direction so I didn't believe it, but I went to go check it out and it turned out to be true! Pretty sure he does not watch these videos anymore, but you know what? That's still a fun–uh–good–um–bad story! Just wanted to brag Sorry guys Back to the Dear Ryan! Yes, I'm sorry, I don't know what song

Is this a new song? I've never heard of this "You and I" song So I'll probably have to look it up -You and I Song Plays- Is this supposed to be high-pitched? That? You–you– Okay Oh my goodness! That's high! Ok

I can't do that I mean, like that's a high-pitch

Yeah, okay Uh my teehees are a lot higher than that Probably won't sound as good but let me just- I can go that high, I can do it ♫ You and IIIIIII ♫ That is that This is hard One more time ♫ Cause you and I ♫ Was that it? Alright that's enough of this Dear Ryan

My mom is in town right now, she's staying with me So, I'm a little embarrassed Another funny story This one again not that funny as a kid I used to sing all the time and my mom one day she just took me and she was like: look Ryan

You CAN'T sing That's the end of the story Funny, right? Just gonna move on to the next one Dear Ryan, what would you do if someone stole your cellphone If somebody stole my cellphone, I use it every single day that has my schedule is everything I need like I need to live by that If somebody stole that from me Tell you what I do See this right here? Yeah I'd sell this and go buy another one! Can't sell this now, it's broken Dear Ryan, can you do Pokemon impressions I don't know why I keep getting asked to do impressions I'm not an impressionist I-I will attempt it again Like how I attempted Dragonball I only know the first generation of Pokemon Sorry I don't know all the new ones that the kids are into Obviously, I'm not gonna do all hundred and fifty of them or a hundred and fifty one? I don't remember let's see there's mewtwo

dragonite plus Alaska and Hawaii Yeah, there's a hundred and fifty-one So that's way too many to do I'm just gonna do the ones that I remember (Pikachu!!!) That's a hard one to start with Pikachu Squirtle Wartortle Blastoise Bulba- (RUFF) Marley!

Marley Bulbasaur Ivysaur Venus- where'd my neck go? Venusaur Charmander! Chaaar! what the hell he doesn't even say his name Duhhhhh! Uhhhh Ok I cant do CharizardNext hehehehe Metapod Clefairy! Meowth! Psy! Geodude *neigh* Slowpoke Koffing! Wheezing Ekanssss! Karp, karp, ka-karp, Magikarp ♫ Jiiiiigllyyy puffff ♫ ♫ Jiigglllyyyyyyy puff ♫ GKGKGKGKGKGKGG *coughs* ok yeah that's That is enough impressions for one day I'm like exhausted I don't know if you can hear it, but i'm like starting to lose my voice already ♫♫♫♫♫♫ OR AM I ♫♫♫♫♫♫ *burps* woops that was a pokemon too Oh Well

Nah, I'm just playin', I'll do it Cheese rap, huh? Sounds delicious You actually think we're gonna do another trickshot video? Yeah! Yeah They see me rollin' They hatin' So I know you must be a little confused now, cause of the title you know, saying that there were fails when clearly they were dope — I don't know why I'm talking like this well you see ever since we made our first trickshot video we've been getting a lot of crazy requests to do a bunch of other ones some are repeats, clearly they haven't seen we already did those and there's also some crazy ones, like these, like throwing knives and-and bow and arrow trickshots, dangerous ones well the reason why i picked ping pong balls over all the other great options is because, you know, I learned my lesson from the other ones we broke a lot of things, and people did get hurt and that's why i picked pingpong balls because they're safe and they're light and you know, nothing's gonna get broken from a little, light pingpong ball is what I told myself before we started doing this

Ping Pong Ball Trickshot Fails You got this ooh I don't want somebody to get hit by it What if I throw it back like this, you know? Oh! Ohhh my god! You all right? I hit my foot on the desk Oh my god! Ohh! Ohhhh Your computer! Look at the dent I'm surprised this didn't break My heart is going Oh well Teehee!

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