How to be Ninja 2.0

Dear Ryan, please remake How to be Ninja Dear Ryan, can you do, "How to be Ninja part 2?" Dear Ryan, can you make "How to be Ninja"? Dear Ryan, How to be Ninja! [How to be Ninja! x7] That video is so old

The sad part is that I think that some of you watching are actually younger than that video Anyways, it's been like 8 or 9 years since this video came out A lot of you actually saw it back then It's one of my most popular videos by far And probably every single year since, I've been asked to remake this video for some reason

And there's reasons why I never remade that video I mean first of all, it has tons of copyrighted music in it that almost got my account removed in 2008 Secondly, there's a very offensive joke in this video That back in the day it was like, I mean it wasn't okay to say, but people could say it and get away with it Today, I can't get away with it

If you saw the original, you know which part I'm talking about And last, but most importantly, it's probably one of my most popular videos of all time And no matter what I do, or how I remake it, you can never beat the original People naturally love the original more I mean think about every single movie that was ever remade

The people who watched the original, or read the books always complain about the new version So I apologize for this misleading title, but I am never going to remake How to be Ninja It has copyrighted music, it has offensive jokes, and it's never going to meet anyone's expectations, so why do it? It would probably just upset more people who actually enjoyed the original, so I'm sorry I just can't make it With that being said, here is a parody of How to be Ninja

Enjoy (Ryan trying to sing with autotune 😀 ) (HA) AH! Oh, oh sorry This song is copyrighted More of Ryan attempting to imitate the original song and this is kinda racist Chi Cha Ching, Chi Chu Chung , Chi Cha Ching, Cha Ching Chung Woah! *groans in pain* Wah! Give me your money! No! *groans in pain* Stop it! Stop it! *quiet* Go Hey you! Who, me? Yeah, you God? Do you want to learn how to defend yourself? Yeah Aren't you tired of bullies picking on you all the time? Mhmm

Well then, How to be Ninja 20 is the DVD for you! This DVD comes with your two very own personal trainers Hello, my name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic Hello, my name is, Bob And today we are going to be teaching you how to be ninja! Hata! Hooooo! You're supposed to fall down

Oh Hooo The first lesson in being a ninja is to make loud, unnecessary sounds when you hit things *Ryan Screaming and Yelling/ Ninja Sounds* Wait a second *groans in pain* Lesson two You must be able to catch anything with your chopsticks Hey, should we change this lesson? I feel like catching things with your chopsticks doesn't really have anything to do with being a ninja Yes, it does

You just don't want to do it because you know you're going to get hit at the end No I-I just think that we don't- *sigh* Fine, I'll do it Hey! I got it! Hey, wait, where's the green ball? I thought I was supposed to get hit by it Yeah, about that

I kinda left the green ball in Hawaii so Oh, now you guys want me in a video Eight years later with no videos and waiting in Hawaii

Well, you know, we don't even need the green ball 'cause what does a green ball have to do with being a ninja anyway? Yeah, but we have to end this lesson somehow I mean, I gotta get hit my somet- *gunshot* *groans in pain* Lesson three A true ninja must be able to teleport from place to place-sudu And that's how it's done! No, it's not *all scream* Lesson four

You must be able to transform into anything You must be able to turn into an animal *makes monkey sounds* Turn into a tree Or maybe even a– Wait, wait, wait Hold on

We can't say that one, remember? Why? That's a gay slur now, and we can't get away with saying that anymore Right Alright, let's just go back and do it ag- Or maybe be a politically correct homosexual male I am just like, equal to, and/or equivalent to everyone else in every way *ding* Let me just do that one again That sounded so gay

Lesson five, you must be able to preform a fatality *laughs* *gasp* *scream* *scream* *gasp* *scream* Wait wait wait no no Why? Why do I always have to get beat up in these? Well, because I'm the one showing the fatalities Why can you do fatalities too? Fine, if you really want to teach, go ahead ok~ *gathering energy sound* *gathering energy sound* *gathering energy sound* Green Ball No Jutsu! oh yeah *gunshot* If you follow all these lessons It should look a little something like this *mad groan* Wait! The first lesson in being a ninja is to make loud, unnecessary sounds when you hit things Are you ready? [Unnecessary Kombat] *girly scream* *slow-mo groan and scream* *yell* *screams in pain* *yell* Hanate! Bob! Hanate! Bob! Hanate! Bob! Hanate! Oh! Forget this! huh? *gunshot* *catching bullet by chopstick sound* Hey! I got it! I guess catching things with your chopsticks Really do have something to do with being a ninja

– I mean – Green Ball No Jutsu! Huh? *get hit sound* Teehee! That's wrong I'm scared, ha ha ha ha Little further back Dude, are you- Further back

Oh that's why Sorry Sean *happy scream* Oh wait, my line Damn it! *laughter* *laughter*

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