Falling in Love with a Tree (Dear Ryan)

Hey guys! So, first of all, I don't even know because I'm filming this video in advance, but if there's been a delay in my videos lately, I sincerely apologize I'm sorry to everyone who continues to watch and support me

I truly do appreciate it And don't think I'm neglecting my YouTube at all I know I don't post every single day like some other YouTubers do now, but I'm not neglecting YouTube at all Believe it or not, that's my number one priority I'm either writer, filming or editing every single day

Even on the weekends I guess I'm just not as fast of a writer, filmer or editor as some other people But, anyway, thank you guys again so much for bearing with me through this struggle The struggle is real (singing) In the arms of an angel

I don't know the rest of the words! Yeah, that's just a preview to how crappy this video is gonna be No one will blame you if you click away now Not even me

Thank you guys! Dear Ryan, where do babies come from? The vagina Dear Ryan, this video's three months old, so you're probably not even reading this WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG! WRONG! WR-WR-WR-WR-WR-WR WRRRRRY will never say never That's a deep joke because it sounded like a basketball shot clock buzzer It's an old video, some of you might get it Anyway Dear Ryan, are you from Hawaii? Dear, Craig, yes I am from Hilo, Hawaii, on the big island, where we like to speak a lot of pidgin! Dear Ryan, can you draw the picture of me? I mean, I'm not the best artist, but I guess I can I may have to zoom in a lot 'cause that's an awfully small picture, but I mean, I guess Finishing touches

DONE! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Roysten Bob I may have zoomed in too much Dear Ryan, can you do my drunk kitchen? (silence) Whazzzzzup?! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Dear Ryan, please show a day in the life of a lamp (pensive music) That was the best documentary ever! Bridget, preach! Dear Ryan, can you tell Greg to cut his mustache? Hey, Greg! Cut your mustache! – No! – Okay Dear Ryan, get two slices of bread, put them down the back of your underwear while sticking one to each butt cheek and sit on it for ten minutes

I mean, I guess Ten minutes later And that's where Nutella comes from! Dear Ryan, can you moon walk while wearing high heels? (humming Michael Jackson song) Oh! Dear Ryan, if you made your own toilet paper, what would it be like and what would you call it? Tired of having to buy more and more toilet paper? Aren't you sick of having to wipe multiple times? Does your toilet paper leave you dry and unexfoliated? Well, look no further Thanks to the newest invention in butt wiping technology, we now present to you the Sand Pooper Never go another day without wiping with Sand Pooper No more wasting your money buying roll after roll

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(farting) Dear Ryan, if you had to choose a Naruto character, which one would you be and why? If I had to pick amongst all the characters, I would pick Gaara because not only can he control sand, he has an unlimited supply of sand, and he lives in a sand village, which is like the exact place where I would want to start my company for (farting) Dear Ryan, can you fall in love with a tree? (gentle music) Hey (birds chirping) Look, I know I may be <i>barking</i> up the wrong tree, I just want to talk things out

Just get to the <i>root</i> of our problems I know it's too late for breakfast, and a little early for lunch, but maybe we could go grab some <i>branch</i> or something Okay, fine, I know those last tree puns weren't that great, and if you had hands, you'd probably face palm <i>tree</i> times by now, but just <i>pleaves</i>say something Anything (sighing) Look, if you want me to <i>grow</i>, I'll <i>grow</i>, just don't ignore me! Okay, it's either me or the drugs! So what's it gonna be? That's <i>pine</i> <i>Pine!</i> I see how it is! Just gonna let a little drugs just <i>soil</i> everything we had?! Everything we <i>grew</i> together, just throw it all away? Well, I hope it was worth it 'cause I'm <i>leafing</i> you I'm <i>leafing</i> you for <i>gwood</i> Goodbye, Katrina Have fun with your weeds

Ah! That was so tough! Aye, but you really <i>rooted</i> down and stood tall – I'm proud of you, Katrina – Thanks, Bush You're always there for me I'm always here for you too, Katrina

Hey, shut up Barock, you ain't even a tree! – You shut upl You can't talk to me! – I can talk to you however I feel like talking! (both argue) Can you guys both just shut up for once? Geeze! I'm taking the pot I need to go for a drive (tires squeal) – <i>Treesus</i>, what's her problem? – Yeah Why she gotta be so moody? She's probably just on her pee right now Yeah, she's definitely photosynthesizing

What'd you say?! – Nothing! – Nothing Tee hee! So thank you guys so much for watching If you wanna see bloopers and behind-the-scenes, click the one on the left If you wanna see the previous Dear Ryan video, click the one on the right And if you wanna leave your own Dear Ryan, leave it in the comments below or tweet it to me or Facebook or do something

You could just shout it I'll probably hear Nah, nah, nah Just leave a comment

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